sharpe would make a very fine ornament

Oh great. Now I have this image of Sharpe sitting on top of a Christmas tree, complete with harp, halo and "somebody will die for this" scowl.

Hephestion!lily: OMG HOR! *beats the crap out of Bagoas!lily*
Merry: *stands by and offers encouragement*
Bagoas!lily: *is keeled*
Froodle: *buys lily with GOLD sparkles and calls it Alexander*
Hephestion!lily and Alexander!lily: *flowery cuddlefest*