http://cakesy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] cakesy.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] froodle 2012-02-28 09:10 pm (UTC)

LUCKILY there are TWO EASY STEPS that can make you more like Jason Stackhouse:

1. Work out like a motherfucker.
2. Watch a lot of porn to learn stuff.

Also if they don't give you the job then you should just tell them that heaven was inside their wife. PURELY FOR THE JOY OF IT.

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