Oh damn. What have you done? I'm totally going to end up making a Dash X MLP now.

But I was SO EXCITED when they announced it last year - Fright Night + Colin Farrell + Red Mist from Kick Ass + Jailbait Chekov + Doctor Who - how could it go wrong? And then they brought out the teaser. And the trailer. And the other trailer. And the new trailer with David Tennant. And it;s like every time, Colin Farrell was trampling our love beneath his tiny Irish feet and laughing at me.