Whispering skull audiobook

So mike walked in right when the narration referred to “quill kipps and his gang" and he was like, that sounds like an Elizabethan bardic version of kool and the gang, so now everyone at the fittes agency is referred to as “quill and the bards", complete with playing an air-lute and singing “play that aurally pleasing music" in a stupid Kenneth branaugh voice.

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So, watching Amon and his Equalists attack the probending championships in republic city just got a lot more unsettling after Paris. Thanks, real life. That scene wasn't upsetting enough to begin with.

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Flameo instant noodles (the noodliest noodles in the united republic) is the noodle cart empire davis starts at the end of digimon 02. Fact.

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Every time im watching something where a dude is all, "i lost (number) good men doing (thingie)", i always wonder if theres like a higher number of peeps who actually died, but the person talking hated them and is only sad about a small percentage of them.

Like, i lost five good men fighting roboinsectobots wearing hats, but actually like three hundred people were killed, but 295 of those people were worthless twats, so fuck those losers.