I KNOW RIGHT! Fortunately it has only gone as far as kissing, and even then I was like, EWWWWWW ZOMBIE LIPS! And the zombie PI dude is all wigging out about the fact that he's a zombie, and the girl is all like, oh no it doesn't bother me, and I'm like WTF SICK PERVITUDE!

I guess with vampires, even though they're dead, they're not rotting or stinky or... mushy, OH GOD I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH JUST FROM THINKInG ABOTU THAT AS I WROTE IT. I mean, Buffy never had to worry about Angel's bits falling off during a heavy make-out session. Well, unless you interpret "bits" to mean "soul", I guess. But other than that, she was safe.