Sorry dudes, I don't care how brave or pure of heart or whatever he is, he is a ZOMBIE. Zombie/human romance is just gross.

Yeah, I'd have to agree with this one - and I'm scared to even ask how he could, you know, "perform" since he's DEAD and all, and therefore doesn't have a heartbeat or blood...of course, I've always had the same problem with romantic vampires, and I guess people have managed to accept those...

On an unrelated note, I've been loving your posts - makes me feel like I'm on vacation myself. :)