See, that's how it should be. Halloween should be like Christmas, only good. Here we get Christmas fuckery in August and Halloween never even gets a look-in. Sometimes the big-name American stores have some coolery, but mostly it passes England by.

(Aren't they the same thing? I should mention, everything I learnt about violent weather came fromWizard of OZ, that episode of American Gothic where Caleb tries to make a tornado chamber out of a blender, and Eerie, Indiana)