I vote we just try to blank the whole of last year out of minds, and pretend it never happened. If only I had paid attention in biology, I locate the right part of my brain and hit it repeatedly with a plank until I really *couldn't* remember. Bad idea, though - would probably suffer immense brain damage end up as some sort of bizarre amalgomation of the Phantom of the Opera and Lex from the Tribe...which, great to see you've been watching. I've been borrowing Sally's immense tribe resources on a random basis, and am now without, having relocated to Cornwall. Oh, boo.

Are you still at the same telephone number? If not, mail/txt me your new one and I shall abuse my parental landline in the interests of catching up properly/bemonaing our sad fates. Just let me know when be conveinient etc.

Fugly. I've forgotten how much that word amuses me.