Do you think we need Heathfest t-shirts? I feel it would add to the specialness of the occaison. And come on, clearly by now, Pizza Delivery Heath has claimed his rightful place in the pantheon of attractive young men who make their living whoring themselves to ladies richer and older than either of us. Damn, I wish I was rich and old.

That icon is much improved, btw. My eyes and I thank you.