Bonjela is for cold sores, not for teeth that are unusally large and knowing. Although I am sure one of my three diseased brothers will have some lying around, so I may just take the tube and chew on it to salve my pain.

Only two thus far, once when I discovered my parents have redecorated my bedroom so that it is now boring and without personality, and just now when I wanted a bath and couldn't have one because Gianthead McGraw was in there bathing his freakishly massive head.