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So, due to Paul McGann, hot chocolate and sleep winning out over the Erikpig and a lamb and mint pasty yesterday, my plan to aquire delicious baked goods was moved to today. I did get my lamb and mint pasty, which was very tasty, and then went to the petshop, ostensibly to buy rolled oats for Thlayli (who looks adorable with oat fluff all over his ickle bunny face), but really to check if Erikpig was still there.
He was.
Following scenario ensued:
Froodle: Must not... buy... Erikpig.
Erikpig: I am all alone here.
Froodle: No, Erikpig, I cannot bring you home with me.
Erikpig: At night, monkeys come and bite me. I am like sugar to them.
Froodle: Stop it!
Erikpig: Don't you love me, Froodle? Don't you want to help me make the music of the night?
Froodle: But I'm a human, and you're a guinapig. It would never work between us!
Erikpig: But I love you. See how I snuffle your hand and gaze at you with adoring guineapig eyes.
Froodle: I already have a rabbit!
Erikpig: Forget about him!
Thlayli: ...wait, does that make me Raoul? I don't think I want to be Raoul...
Erikpig: *punjabs Thlayli with ickle guineapig-sized punjab*
Thalyli: *gakk*
Froodle: Noo!
Erikpig: If Thlayli dies, we can be together!
Froodle: Oh, I'm so conflicte- HEY LOOKIT THE NEW BABY BUNNIES!
New Baby Bunnies: *are the cutest*
Froodle: Awww!
Erikpig: You're such a fucking whore.
Thlayli: *nods*
Okay, it might not have happened exactly like that, but you get the general idea.
Anyway, I went on my way without buying Erikpig or the new baby bunnies or the rolled oats, because the petshop didn't stock them. So I had to go to the petstores in the market, neither of which had them either. So now I don't get to see Thlayli with oats on his face and I am sad.
He was.
Following scenario ensued:
Froodle: Must not... buy... Erikpig.
Erikpig: I am all alone here.
Froodle: No, Erikpig, I cannot bring you home with me.
Erikpig: At night, monkeys come and bite me. I am like sugar to them.
Froodle: Stop it!
Erikpig: Don't you love me, Froodle? Don't you want to help me make the music of the night?
Froodle: But I'm a human, and you're a guinapig. It would never work between us!
Erikpig: But I love you. See how I snuffle your hand and gaze at you with adoring guineapig eyes.
Froodle: I already have a rabbit!
Erikpig: Forget about him!
Thlayli: ...wait, does that make me Raoul? I don't think I want to be Raoul...
Erikpig: *punjabs Thlayli with ickle guineapig-sized punjab*
Thalyli: *gakk*
Froodle: Noo!
Erikpig: If Thlayli dies, we can be together!
Froodle: Oh, I'm so conflicte- HEY LOOKIT THE NEW BABY BUNNIES!
New Baby Bunnies: *are the cutest*
Froodle: Awww!
Erikpig: You're such a fucking whore.
Thlayli: *nods*
Okay, it might not have happened exactly like that, but you get the general idea.
Anyway, I went on my way without buying Erikpig or the new baby bunnies or the rolled oats, because the petshop didn't stock them. So I had to go to the petstores in the market, neither of which had them either. So now I don't get to see Thlayli with oats on his face and I am sad.