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Oh, you have GOT to be fucking kidding me. Get home from work and the Hen has emptied the fucking fridge-freezer, there are melting stacks of food all over the kitchen and he's clucking and pecking and acting like this is anything other than a deliberately engineered disaster in which he ruins masses of food that he didn't pay for, pisses everyone off and renders the kitchen unusable. He's also just used half a bottle of MY shower-gel as a substitute fo Fairy Liquid, rather than just going to the fucking Co-Op.