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Oh my God, you guys! I have the internet! In my house! And it's so beautiful and filled with porn of every kind!
Ahem. I mean, yay. Now I may use the Intarwebs to read thoughtful and erudite musings on the issues of the day. Such as, where are the "shifty eyes" punctuation marks on this keyboard? I am lost without them. Lost I say!
In other news... screw it, there is no other news. I am off to amass vast quantities of porn and revel in it's smuttiness. UNLEASH THE PORNADO!
Ahem. I mean, yay. Now I may use the Intarwebs to read thoughtful and erudite musings on the issues of the day. Such as, where are the "shifty eyes" punctuation marks on this keyboard? I am lost without them. Lost I say!
In other news... screw it, there is no other news. I am off to amass vast quantities of porn and revel in it's smuttiness. UNLEASH THE PORNADO!