I think Lex would be kind of horrified, though he probably wouldn't be as openly scornful as Ghost!Zoot. Anyway, anyone who wears a Big Gay Sheriff Hat in a totally non-ironic way cannot really pass judgement on other peoples fashion faux-pas. Someone told me Amber was in an episode, but just as a random person, not an actual Ranger, so it wasn't quite as hilarious as this.

I've seen the episode of Xena with Lex in - how weirdly wholesome-looking is Caleb Ross out of his Lex makeup? It's like when you watch the extras on the Tribe DVDs and you realise he's blond and wears glasses and you're like WTF YOU'RE NOT BADASS AT ALL! One day I will get around to watching the whole series in order and making amused/disgusted/traumatised posts about it on LJ.