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Saw Captain America 2 last night. So much Chris Evans in elevators, yet not a single scene of him showing his penis to ladies and being ridiculously happy about it.


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Loving that bit in the Losers where Jensen is on the phone to the HR guy at Goliath and he's basically reporting himself for dropping his pants in the lifts, and he's totally smirking as he says it. He's so happy to be showing his penis to ladies in the elevator!


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Chris Evans playing Loki doing an impression of Captain America is basically Jensen from the Losers.

Pretty obviously this means Steve and Loki are Jensen's bio-parents.

So, you know, enjoy that mental image.


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So I'm watching the Brothers Bloom, and one of the trailers on the DVD is for the Losers, and they show that scene where Jensen breaks into Goliath Worldwide and then pretends to be telekinetic by having Cougar snipe a bunch of security dudes from like a bajillion feet away, and it's really weird because the soundtrack on the advert isn't Journey's "Don't Stop Believin"* and the whole thing just feels wrong because somewhere along the line, not only did Don't Stop Believin' become the theme song for the Losers as a whole, but as far as I'm concerned, it is specifically the song for Jensen and Cougar as a couple, and now having them be beautiful with another song feels like cheating.

*I don't know what the song's called, but it's the one from Lost Boys 2 that plays when Shane and his vampire surfer bros annoy the Luna Bay police with skateboards. Yes, that is a thing that happened. Yes, I still love that movie. Don't judge.


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I'm sat on the sofa in my Captain America onesie, eating my tea and watching the Avengers, planning on following that up with the Captain America movie and, if I'm still awake, the Losers. So basically Chris Evans is rubbing his face all over my evening, and everything about that scenario is perfect.


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If the Losers were ponies, Cougar's cutie-mark would be a picture of Jensen-pony. That makes me a bit sad because Jensen-pony's cutie-mark is the "Go Petunias" logo, not because he likes Cougar-pony any less than Cougar-pony likes him, but because Jensen-pony has more in his life than just his hat and his boyfriend. I guess the moral of this story is that the Losers should not be ponies.

(Actually it would be great if the Losers were ponies because then Clay and Roque's big row wouldn't be about Roque being all evil, it would be because Roque didn't recycle or ate somebody's cake or something.)


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Oh, you have got to be fucking kidding me. Asher escapes?! What the fuck, show, get that little ratfinnegan killed already!

Also, aww, the slightly useless German dude died and now the actually-useful German dude is crying. Don't be sad, useful German dude! Tumblr tells me you get a super-pretty boyfriend later on, so chin up!

Also, Spartacus 2 looks like what Captain America would look like if Captain America didn't already look like Jensen from the Losers. If that makes sense.


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When I have a secret research base/club house/doom castle, and dudes are knocking on my door like, "Hey, can we come hang out/build massive squids/fuck shit up with lasers with you?" the password to get in is gonna be "let us in or I'll kill you." So if you're paying attention, at some point in the future you and me can create genetically modified blue lynxes and fly to the moon together.


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So Rock of Ages totally proves my theory that listening to Journey has the power to heal all wounds or general sourness, kind of like the Care Bear Stare or those ponies with butterfly wings who cured evilness by sprinkling butterfly pony wing dust on dudes, except more eighties and with dudes going "whoa" a lot. So basically for the Losers Two they just need to play Journey really loud at Roque and he will be all healed of evilling and then he and Daddy Winchester can be in beautiful love again and NO MORE BETRAYAL FACE EVER AGAIN BECAUSE OMGNO NOT ALLOWED. So the moral of this post is I really liked Rock of Ages, and there should be more Clay/Roque porn, though at this point Don't Stop Believin' is synonymous with Jensen amd Cougar's beautiful love.

Watch Rock of Ages. It is most lovely.


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I should be cleaning my cesspool of a flat or at least putting knickers on for when Snithy gets here, but I'm looking at Oscar Jardena pictures on Tumblr instead so fuck it, filth and nudity it is.


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So today I've totally been trying to design a t-shirt with quotes from the Losers all over it (because you don't have to b able to draw to make a text-based t-shirt - you just have to have the patience to spend four hours fucking around with various fonts, which now that I think about it, I don't have either) but I ran into two problems pretty much straight away - one, you cannot do a quotes-based shirt for Cougar because Cougar doesn't fucking talk, and two, there is no t-shirt big enough to fit all the quotable Jensen quotes, unless you're like, a giant or something, and even then you would have to write really small to get them all on.

If there was a place that did customisable onesies, I could probably make a Jensen quote onesie (or, you know, start it and then get bored) but there isn't, and that's sad because obviously a Jensen-quotes onesie would have "She's got a gun and it's pointed at my dick!" written across the crotch.

So basically what I'm saying is, someone design me a Losers shirt 'cause I need one but am lazy and creatively barren so I can't make one myself.


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If there was an Avengers/Losers crossover, do you think Tony Stark would be able to talk Jensen into a threesome with him and Steve? Because Tony Stark can talk most people into most things, and like most people who are super-geniusy at one thing and have kind of a limited grasp on reality when it comes to all the things that are not that one thing that they are good at, Jensen seems like he would be easily influenced by Tony Starks beard and also his many words.

So essentially, any Losers/Avengers crossover would be a race to see whether Tony can get his end away before Cougar shoots him in the face, because if there is one thing that makes Cougar sourer than dudes touching his hat, it's dudes touching his Jensen. Autocorrect tried changing that to johnson like fifty times, and that's pretty much the only time autocorrect was even close, in context if not definition.


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Why hasn't anyone written Loser fanfics that cross over with the Avengers? Or Watchmen,for that matter. Or both. Both would be good.


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Oh Jason Patric, you used to be so pretty. Where did it all go so wrong with your face?!


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Things that I love about the Losers comic:

*Jensen hacking in a pirate hat and boxer shorts
*Jensen's star-shaped sunglasses
*Roque shooting Jensen's fish for no reason other than to be mean
*All the storylines that were just Aisha having adventures on her own
*That scene where Aisha wants to saw that one dude's hand off and Clay's like, "No!" and Aisha's all, "If you loved.me, you would let me take them" and Clay is like, wtf...
*They all parachute out of a plane and Cougar's hat is attached to his shirt via bungee lead!
*That hug. You know the one.

Things that I'm glad didn't make it into the film:

*Roque being full on, balls-to-the-wall evil. His whole evil ex-boyfriend arc in the movie was way better (also, it totally leaves room for redemption fic and/or fix-it fic, both of which I love. Comic!Roque doesn't get redemption fic. He'd probably snip off your eyelids and laugh at you if you tried. And then shoot your fish.)
*Evil twins. Just no.
*How much more damaged Cougar is in the book than he was in the film - he was already pretty broken in the movie version, but it was way worse in the comics because you got that flashback scene where you see what he was like before he had to mercy-kill a dude with a carved-off head and then got splattered with burning exploded Bolivian children.
*THE WHOLE ENDING OMGNOES! Give me the birth of Pooch's son and the team at a Petunias game over sadness and character death any day.


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If God came down and told me I could have night of torrid passion with either Tony Stark or Cougar from the Losers, I would totally not know which one to choose. Also, now I really want to punch Chris Evans in the mouth.


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If the Avengers were kitties, and the Watchmen were ponies, and they got into it, I think the Watchmen would rape the fuck out of the Avengers. The Losers would sit back and watch while playing cards and drinking tequila, because they don't care either way.


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I changed my mind, I want to see Texas Killing Fields after all. I don't know what the plot is, but presumably it's about some fields in Texas that go crazy and run around killing a bunch of dudes, and then Daddy Winchester has to stop them. Or something, I don't even know, he might be on the side of the fields or the evil mastermind behind everything, who cares? In the trailer he wears a GUN and STARES AT THINGS. Clearly it is the greatest movie of the year.

I had a pancake today, it was horrible. My pancakes are like ten thousand times tastier. Also, this temp agency completely wasted my time by asking me to come in for an interview after I sent them my CV and covering letter, only to tell me they didn't have any places available for the type of job I wanted and at the salary range I was asking for. WHICH I WROTE IN THE LETTER AND ALSO ON MY CV. WHAT THE FUCK. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME COME IN THEN?!

Is there a Losers kink meme? I thought there was, but I cannot find it. I did find the Watchmen kink meme though, that is quite fun and full of beautiful porn. There was a fic I was going to tell you all about, but I can't remember what it was now. It was quite beautiful.

For my birthday, I want a secret research base in Antarctica, or however the fuck you spell that word. I probably won't use it to build doom-squid and kill a bunch of people, I'll just hang out and maybe make friends with some penguins. Penguins are ace. They're always dressed for a dinner-dance even though those only happen at Christmas and whenever two penguins get married.

Now here is something I stole from evilinsanemonkey:

Favorite character:
Least favorite character:
Character with the best hair:
Character with the best eyes:
Character with the best smile:
Character I'd most want to kiss:
Character I'd most likely fuck:
Character I'd make lunch for:
Character I'd go singing in the rain with:
Character I'd go shopping with:
Character I'd go dancing with:
Character I'd take over the world with:
Character I most want to see more of:
Favorite pairing:
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I changed my mind, I want to see Texas Killing Fields after all. I don't know what the plot is, but presumably it's about some fields in Texas that go crazy and run around killing a bunch of dudes, and then Daddy Winchester has to stop them. Or something, I don't even know, he might be on the side of the fields or the evil mastermind behind everything, who cares? In the trailer he wears a GUN and STARES AT THINGS. Clearly it is the greatest movie of the year.

I had a pancake today, it was horrible. My pancakes are like ten thousand times tastier. Also, this temp agency completely wasted my time by asking me to come in for an interview after I sent them my CV and covering letter, only to tell me they didn't have any places available for the type of job I wanted and at the salary range I was asking for. WHICH I WROTE IN THE LETTER AND ALSO ON MY CV. WHAT THE FUCK. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME COME IN THEN?!

Is there a Losers kink meme? I thought there was, but I cannot find it. I did find the Watchmen kink meme though, that is quite fun and full of beautiful porn. There was a fic I was going to tell you all about, but I can't remember what it was now. It was quite beautiful.

For my birthday, I want a secret research base in Antarctica, or however the fuck you spell that word. I probably won't use it to build doom-squid and kill a bunch of people, I'll just hang out and maybe make friends with some penguins. Penguins are ace. They're always dressed for a dinner-dance even though those only happen at Christmas and whenever two penguins get married.

Now here is something I stole from evilinsanemonkey:

Favorite character:
Least favorite character:
Character with the best hair:
Character with the best eyes:
Character with the best smile:
Character I'd most want to kiss:
Character I'd most likely fuck:
Character I'd make lunch for:
Character I'd go singing in the rain with:
Character I'd go shopping with:
Character I'd go dancing with:
Character I'd take over the world with:
Character I most want to see more of:
Favorite pairing:
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"It's like giving a hand-gun to a six-year-old, Wade: you don't know how it's gonna end, but you're pretty sure it's gonna make the papers."

OH JASON PATRIC. I would lick your face if I didn' harbour a totally rational fear of catching Oldness from you.

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