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I should be cleaning my cesspool of a flat or at least putting knickers on for when Snithy gets here, but I'm looking at Oscar Jardena pictures on Tumblr instead so fuck it, filth and nudity it is.


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GUYS! You are totally not talking about the Lost Boys 3 enough. Snithy, I know that you are allergic to good, and can only appreciate fugly tardo vamps like Edward and that guy in the wall from the Lair, but the rest of you have no excuses.

So, everyone please run out and buy Lost Boys 3, and watch it, and then talk about how awesome it is, and then write lots and lots of Frogcest. Seriously. LOTS.
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GUYS! You are totally not talking about the Lost Boys 3 enough. Snithy, I know that you are allergic to good, and can only appreciate fugly tardo vamps like Edward and that guy in the wall from the Lair, but the rest of you have no excuses.

So, everyone please run out and buy Lost Boys 3, and watch it, and then talk about how awesome it is, and then write lots and lots of Frogcest. Seriously. LOTS.
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Okay, which of you 'tards (apart from Snithy, obviously) voted for Edward Cullen? Get off my LJ. I can't have more than one insane, non-taste-having friend.

Also, today I accidently called everyone at work stupid. I say "accidently" because I said it to their faces, not because I didn't mean it. They are, in the main, very stupid.

I just watched Pain in the Heart and OH ZACK! Bones, why must you hurt me so?
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Okay, which of you 'tards (apart from Snithy, obviously) voted for Edward Cullen? Get off my LJ. I can't have more than one insane, non-taste-having friend.

Also, today I accidently called everyone at work stupid. I say "accidently" because I said it to their faces, not because I didn't mean it. They are, in the main, very stupid.

I just watched Pain in the Heart and OH ZACK! Bones, why must you hurt me so?
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If the Halloween episode of Bones is amazing, then the Christmas ones are even more so. I can't decide who I love more, stoned-Christmas-hat-wearing-miracle-declaring The Dave or bitter-cranky-Santa-is-dead-OH-GOOD-stranding-Hodgins-in-a-Dumpster The Dave. Both are so perfect and lovely!

Also, I must once again ask for your help in proving to my arch-foe Snithy that her taste in men is an abomination in the eyes of God and man. Please vote in the following poll and show her the error of her ways:

Edward Cullen or Spock?

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    If the Halloween episode of Bones is amazing, then the Christmas ones are even more so. I can't decide who I love more, stoned-Christmas-hat-wearing-miracle-declaring The Dave or bitter-cranky-Santa-is-dead-OH-GOOD-stranding-Hodgins-in-a-Dumpster The Dave. Both are so perfect and lovely!

    Also, I must once again ask for your help in proving to my arch-foe Snithy that her taste in men is an abomination in the eyes of God and man. Please vote in the following poll and show her the error of her ways:

    Edward Cullen or Spock?

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      Dudes, Outrageous Fortune is so good, I am completely amazed by both its non-shoddiness and its entire lack of ridiculous facepaint and zombie sheep. Also, Antonia Prebble can actually act* (and is a bit hot too), the psycho peadophile bootcamp instructor who debauches Lex is kind of awesome and likable and not a creepy violent child-molester at all and Van is so adorable, oh my God, there should be a show that is just Van and Munter running around being stoned and ineffective and beautiful.

      Also, and totally unrelated, Jared Leto so needs a new show. He's pretty, and all of my favourite shows have either ended or started to suck in the not-fun way, and his band is fucking awful, so clearly he needs to be back on television. Unfortunately, despite the best efforts of myself and El Snithador, we have been unable to come up with the perfect vehicle for Jared Leto's particular brand of prettiness and indeterminate acting abilities.

      I think the problem is that the stuff he's been in doesn't really give us a handle on what he can and can't do. I mean, let's break down Jared Leto's key strengths, as demonstrated in his most memorable roles:

      • My So-Called Life: He plays Jordan Catalano, a role that consists of leaning against things and making goo-goo eyes at Claire Danes. Oh, and Brian in that one really strange episode where the show went all Cyrano on us.
      • American Psycho: Christian Bale hits him in the face with an axe. Everyone laughs. Yes, it was fucking hilarious, but it seems like Batbale did all the work in that scene.
      • Alexander: He wears a lot of eyeliner and follows Colin Farrell around while gazing at him in adoration. This isn't actually acting at all, as everyone has that reaction to Colin Farrell. Don't believe me? Watch the extras, Oliver Stone does the exact same thing every time Colin is on set.


      So, what we need is a show that allows him to be pretty and a bit gay, without having to keep up with any actors who are prettier or more talented than him and without requiring to do anything too difficult, like excessive emoting or long speeches. I've also ruled out the following things:

      • No shows about vampires. There's no point doing anything with vampires while True Blood is on the air, because Alan Ball is just going to laugh at us and pee in our faces. If this was a couple of years ago when all we had to contend with was Moonlight and Blood Ties, it would be different, but True Blood will outclass us and make us look bad.
      • No shows with Colin Farrell, Johnny Depp, Antonio Banderas, the Dave or Daddy Winchester. They're all hotter and/or better at acting than Jared, and that's not allowed.
      • No shows about werewolves. Jared is a girly pretty-boy, and there have been enough non-manly werewolves in the past without him adding to their degradation.


      Anything else is fair game, and so I open the floor to suggestions. Jared fights crime? Jared does crime? Jared is in space? Pitch your ideas in the comments, post them in your own LJ, make them an entry on 30SecondsToMarsSuckMonkeyBalls: go nuts! Let's start the Jared Leto TV Revival, and bring passable good looks and mediocre talent back to our screens where he belongs!

      *Michelle Ang, however, cannot.
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      Dudes, Outrageous Fortune is so good, I am completely amazed by both its non-shoddiness and its entire lack of ridiculous facepaint and zombie sheep. Also, Antonia Prebble can actually act* (and is a bit hot too), the psycho peadophile bootcamp instructor who debauches Lex is kind of awesome and likable and not a creepy violent child-molester at all and Van is so adorable, oh my God, there should be a show that is just Van and Munter running around being stoned and ineffective and beautiful.

      Also, and totally unrelated, Jared Leto so needs a new show. He's pretty, and all of my favourite shows have either ended or started to suck in the not-fun way, and his band is fucking awful, so clearly he needs to be back on television. Unfortunately, despite the best efforts of myself and El Snithador, we have been unable to come up with the perfect vehicle for Jared Leto's particular brand of prettiness and indeterminate acting abilities.

      I think the problem is that the stuff he's been in doesn't really give us a handle on what he can and can't do. I mean, let's break down Jared Leto's key strengths, as demonstrated in his most memorable roles:

      • My So-Called Life: He plays Jordan Catalano, a role that consists of leaning against things and making goo-goo eyes at Claire Danes. Oh, and Brian in that one really strange episode where the show went all Cyrano on us.
      • American Psycho: Christian Bale hits him in the face with an axe. Everyone laughs. Yes, it was fucking hilarious, but it seems like Batbale did all the work in that scene.
      • Alexander: He wears a lot of eyeliner and follows Colin Farrell around while gazing at him in adoration. This isn't actually acting at all, as everyone has that reaction to Colin Farrell. Don't believe me? Watch the extras, Oliver Stone does the exact same thing every time Colin is on set.


      So, what we need is a show that allows him to be pretty and a bit gay, without having to keep up with any actors who are prettier or more talented than him and without requiring to do anything too difficult, like excessive emoting or long speeches. I've also ruled out the following things:

      • No shows about vampires. There's no point doing anything with vampires while True Blood is on the air, because Alan Ball is just going to laugh at us and pee in our faces. If this was a couple of years ago when all we had to contend with was Moonlight and Blood Ties, it would be different, but True Blood will outclass us and make us look bad.
      • No shows with Colin Farrell, Johnny Depp, Antonio Banderas, the Dave or Daddy Winchester. They're all hotter and/or better at acting than Jared, and that's not allowed.
      • No shows about werewolves. Jared is a girly pretty-boy, and there have been enough non-manly werewolves in the past without him adding to their degradation.


      Anything else is fair game, and so I open the floor to suggestions. Jared fights crime? Jared does crime? Jared is in space? Pitch your ideas in the comments, post them in your own LJ, make them an entry on 30SecondsToMarsSuckMonkeyBalls: go nuts! Let's start the Jared Leto TV Revival, and bring passable good looks and mediocre talent back to our screens where he belongs!

      *Michelle Ang, however, cannot.
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      Oh dudes, I am watching the Buffy movie for the first time in like, ten years (seriously, the last time I watched it I still lived at home and it was on TV) and it's so random and campy and beautiful and it's totally making me want to watch the TV series again even though I just watched all of it* like a month ago. Like when they're interviewing kids at the end and that one guy is all, "They had fangs and they were biting people and their eyes were totally dead - I think they were Young Republicans" and that part where Buffy steals the dude's bike and he's like, "Skank! You're a dyke! I'm going to tell the world!" or the fact that her friends are totally Heathers and the one guy who is still dying even after the end credits and it's so beautiful.

      Also, this massive spider just ran across my floor and I was so busy giggling about the Buffy movie that I dropped a book on it before I even had a chance to freak out. Yes, it is that good!

      Also I watched Interview with the Vampire today and oh my God, how much is the making of Claudia like, the vampire equivilent of deliberately getting knocked up in order to trap a dude into a relationship? She's like a three foot high walking piece of emotional blackmail. Andandand that bit where she tells Louis that she wants to leave and he's all whiny and like, "No that will never happen MY LIFE IS MISERY AND DESPAIR!" and she makes this awesome "get over yourself" face that makes me laugh and which is made even funnier by the fact that she's like seven years old, and that bit where she tells Lestat she has a present for him and he's all, "Then I hope it's a hot babe with boobies which you will never have!" and I'm like OH TOTAL BURN because nothing is worse than the "you'll never be a wo/man!" burn (see also: Kenny from Highlander or Peter Pan in that awesome movie where Jason Isaacs was Hook).

      ALSO! Snithy, you should totally have let me show you Bully this weekend - it had male strippers, but they were young and sleek and, if not actually attractive, at least not eye-gougingly hideous and Clivelike. Also, naked Nick Stahl! Being naked and totally mean and punching people for no good reason! Nick Stahl is surely one of the most under-rated beautiful men of our time.

      Then again, Bully was actually good so you probably would have had an allergic reaction to it seeing as you only like things that suck in the not-good way, Mrs "Carnivale and OUATIM and the 4400 are crap oh wait let me watch two seasons of the Lair and give us both brain damage!"

      Man, you know that fuckwad who created Kidulthood, and all those other even bigger fuckwads who went on about how great it was, when in fact it was a shitty movie about a bunch of dumbass chavs doing dumbass chav things and not getting sterilized and/or shot down like rabid dogs which is really what needed to happen, both in the film and in real life? It would be so great if Larry Clark could give those people lessons in how to make movies about young people that are dark and true and also don't totally fucking suck.

      *And by "all of it", what I actually mean is "the first three seasons because I try to pretend everything after Graduation Day didn't happen."
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      Oh dudes, I am watching the Buffy movie for the first time in like, ten years (seriously, the last time I watched it I still lived at home and it was on TV) and it's so random and campy and beautiful and it's totally making me want to watch the TV series again even though I just watched all of it* like a month ago. Like when they're interviewing kids at the end and that one guy is all, "They had fangs and they were biting people and their eyes were totally dead - I think they were Young Republicans" and that part where Buffy steals the dude's bike and he's like, "Skank! You're a dyke! I'm going to tell the world!" or the fact that her friends are totally Heathers and the one guy who is still dying even after the end credits and it's so beautiful.

      Also, this massive spider just ran across my floor and I was so busy giggling about the Buffy movie that I dropped a book on it before I even had a chance to freak out. Yes, it is that good!

      Also I watched Interview with the Vampire today and oh my God, how much is the making of Claudia like, the vampire equivilent of deliberately getting knocked up in order to trap a dude into a relationship? She's like a three foot high walking piece of emotional blackmail. Andandand that bit where she tells Louis that she wants to leave and he's all whiny and like, "No that will never happen MY LIFE IS MISERY AND DESPAIR!" and she makes this awesome "get over yourself" face that makes me laugh and which is made even funnier by the fact that she's like seven years old, and that bit where she tells Lestat she has a present for him and he's all, "Then I hope it's a hot babe with boobies which you will never have!" and I'm like OH TOTAL BURN because nothing is worse than the "you'll never be a wo/man!" burn (see also: Kenny from Highlander or Peter Pan in that awesome movie where Jason Isaacs was Hook).

      ALSO! Snithy, you should totally have let me show you Bully this weekend - it had male strippers, but they were young and sleek and, if not actually attractive, at least not eye-gougingly hideous and Clivelike. Also, naked Nick Stahl! Being naked and totally mean and punching people for no good reason! Nick Stahl is surely one of the most under-rated beautiful men of our time.

      Then again, Bully was actually good so you probably would have had an allergic reaction to it seeing as you only like things that suck in the not-good way, Mrs "Carnivale and OUATIM and the 4400 are crap oh wait let me watch two seasons of the Lair and give us both brain damage!"

      Man, you know that fuckwad who created Kidulthood, and all those other even bigger fuckwads who went on about how great it was, when in fact it was a shitty movie about a bunch of dumbass chavs doing dumbass chav things and not getting sterilized and/or shot down like rabid dogs which is really what needed to happen, both in the film and in real life? It would be so great if Larry Clark could give those people lessons in how to make movies about young people that are dark and true and also don't totally fucking suck.

      *And by "all of it", what I actually mean is "the first three seasons because I try to pretend everything after Graduation Day didn't happen."
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      I would just like to point out that, although I do in fact own the Lair, I did not force anyone to sit there and watch it for ten fucking hours, so Snithy, how about you just admit that you loved it as much as Zac Efron loves cock and go and buy Dante's Cove like the no-taste-having failotron you are?

      (For the record though, the Lair is a little bit beautiful. It definately needs hotter actors - when the best looking guy is the random newspaper bunny who doesn't even show up until season two, you've got casting problems - but Colin is fucking awesome when he stops trying to be a villian and just concentrates on being, well, basically Mark from Ugly Betty if Mark was a not-very-scary vampire witch who worked in a not-very-good sex club. Also when he gets staked, he explodes into glitter. I bet Damien doesn't fucking glitter. He just sits behind the wall and cries like the big gay baby he is.)
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      I would just like to point out that, although I do in fact own the Lair, I did not force anyone to sit there and watch it for ten fucking hours, so Snithy, how about you just admit that you loved it as much as Zac Efron loves cock and go and buy Dante's Cove like the no-taste-having failotron you are?

      (For the record though, the Lair is a little bit beautiful. It definately needs hotter actors - when the best looking guy is the random newspaper bunny who doesn't even show up until season two, you've got casting problems - but Colin is fucking awesome when he stops trying to be a villian and just concentrates on being, well, basically Mark from Ugly Betty if Mark was a not-very-scary vampire witch who worked in a not-very-good sex club. Also when he gets staked, he explodes into glitter. I bet Damien doesn't fucking glitter. He just sits behind the wall and cries like the big gay baby he is.)
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      Whelp, I have food poisoning. At least, I hope it's food poisoning and not a stomach virus, because El Snithador is visiting this weekend and I feel Downeyfest will be somewhat lacking if I am lying on the sofa bemoaning my state of unwellness the whole time, and food poisoning usually passes in 48 hours whereas a stomach virus will kick my ass for much longer. Although at least if she does carry out her threat to subject me to the hideous evil that is Zac Efron, I'm already puking and wanting to die, so it will not hurt me as much as it would otherwise.

      Anyway, I'm off work, I'm bored, I'm exhausted, I'm cranky and I'm in that place where you're starving but the texture of food in your mouth makes you want to start hurling again, ao to cheer myself up, I thought I would look at some pictures of Jordan and his beard of wonder. And then, because I am so generous of nature, I thought I should come on here and share them with you. And then I thought, "Why stop at Jordanbeard? This is the perfect opportunity to win people over to the cause of the 4400, and possibly trick them into writing porn for you as a get-well gift."

      And so, without further ado, I present to you:

      The 4400: A Brief Introduction


      Tom looking EARNEST
      This is TOM BALDWIN. A long time ago he was a super-badass FBI dude. He was so badass that when his FBI boss took a job at NTAC, he insisted on bringing Tom with him. Then his son KYLE and his nephew SHAWN went to a beach to drink some BEERS. Shawn vanished, Kyle fell into a COMA and Tom took an extended leave of absense to try and solve the TERRIBLE TRAGEDY that had BEFALLEN HIS FAMILY. Tom is very EARNEST and BEAUTIFUL while being MANLY and FORCEFUL at the same time. We love Tom.


      Hmm... I see some SCIENCE over there
      This is DIANA SKOURIS. She is TOM'S PARTNER AT NTAC. She likes SCIENCE. She's pretty COOL but she doesn't have a BEARD, so I won't talk about her much.


      Poor Marco. Maybe if he grew a beard, Diana would like him more.
      This is MARCO. He lives in the basement at NTAC. Nobody on the show seems to have a problem with this. He and two randoms that I can't be bothered to find the names of are Tom and Diana's version of the LONE GUNMEN. Marco is in love with DIANA. Unfortunately he looks like a thirteen year old emo kid, so Diana cannot be with him without feeling like a CHILD MOLESTER. That wouldn't bother me, but Diana is a lady of PRINCIPLE so unfortunately their LOVE is DOOMED at least until MARCO hits PUBERTY. Poor MARCO.


      Look how earnest he is! You can totally tell he's related to Tom.
      This is SHAWN. He is TOM's nephew and one of the 4400. He went missing THREE YEARS AGO and suddenly reappears in a GIANT BALL OF LIGHT. He can HEAL THINGS WITH HIS HANDS. He can also KILL YOUR BITCHASS DEAD if he wants, but he hardly ever does. In the second season, he becomes Jordan's NUMBER ONE BOY WENCH, but after Jordan DUMPS HIM FOR KYLE he becomes very BITTER and ANGRY.
      So bitter!
      I cannot blame him, as Kyle is FUCKING UGLY and Shawn is BEAUTIFUL.


      MAGNIFICENCE!
      This is JORDAN. He is BEAUTIFUL BEYOND WORDS. He has a MAGNIFICENT BEARD and may or may not be JEBUS CHRIST. When he is not SAVING MANKIND, he enjoys BREAKING UP MARRIAGES, SEDUCING UNDERAGE BOYS, conquering SEATTLE and BANGING SKANKY ACTRESS HOS. At the end of the series, TOM tries to encourage him to get back together with SHAWN. I thought that was sweet, until I realised he's probably just trying to get Jordan away from KYLE.


      EEEEEVIL!
      This is ISABELLE. She is FUCKING CRAZY and the HARBINGER of the APOCALYPSE. She was engaged to SHAWN, but he broke it off when JORDAN came BACK FROM THE DEAD. She was VERY CROSS and put him in a COMA. Then she took up with KYLE. That was pretty trashy on BOTH THEIR PARTS, I feel.


      FUGLY!
      This is KYLE. He is FUCKING UGLY. Nobody cares about him.


      Vacant stare of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
      This is TESS. She is MADE FROM CRAZY. Also she can KILL YOU WITH HER BRAIN. It's nice to see Summer Glau apply herself to such a wide and stretching variety of roles.


      Kevin doesn't care if you're the Messiah - if you fuck shit up, he will call you on it.
      This is KEVIN. He is WONDERFUL. He is a CRANKY SCIENTIST. He likes SUNFLOWER SEEDS and DOING ILL-ADVISED EXPERIMENTS on himself and others. He is also the only one who really sees how full of crap JORDAN is. JORDAN gets very cross about this, but he can't do anything because Kevin has SUPER HEALING POWERS. Also he is FAR TOO AWESOME AT SCIENCE to be easily replaced.


      Major Lorne is CONCERNED!
      This is MAJOR LORNE. For some reason he calls himself JED GARRITY in this show, but that is probably because he is a SPY or SOMETHING ELSE COOL. He doesn't really serve any purpose on this list, I just added him because I thought this picture was PRETTY.

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      Whelp, I have food poisoning. At least, I hope it's food poisoning and not a stomach virus, because El Snithador is visiting this weekend and I feel Downeyfest will be somewhat lacking if I am lying on the sofa bemoaning my state of unwellness the whole time, and food poisoning usually passes in 48 hours whereas a stomach virus will kick my ass for much longer. Although at least if she does carry out her threat to subject me to the hideous evil that is Zac Efron, I'm already puking and wanting to die, so it will not hurt me as much as it would otherwise.

      Anyway, I'm off work, I'm bored, I'm exhausted, I'm cranky and I'm in that place where you're starving but the texture of food in your mouth makes you want to start hurling again, ao to cheer myself up, I thought I would look at some pictures of Jordan and his beard of wonder. And then, because I am so generous of nature, I thought I should come on here and share them with you. And then I thought, "Why stop at Jordanbeard? This is the perfect opportunity to win people over to the cause of the 4400, and possibly trick them into writing porn for you as a get-well gift."

      And so, without further ado, I present to you:

      The 4400: A Brief Introduction


      Tom looking EARNEST
      This is TOM BALDWIN. A long time ago he was a super-badass FBI dude. He was so badass that when his FBI boss took a job at NTAC, he insisted on bringing Tom with him. Then his son KYLE and his nephew SHAWN went to a beach to drink some BEERS. Shawn vanished, Kyle fell into a COMA and Tom took an extended leave of absense to try and solve the TERRIBLE TRAGEDY that had BEFALLEN HIS FAMILY. Tom is very EARNEST and BEAUTIFUL while being MANLY and FORCEFUL at the same time. We love Tom.


      Hmm... I see some SCIENCE over there
      This is DIANA SKOURIS. She is TOM'S PARTNER AT NTAC. She likes SCIENCE. She's pretty COOL but she doesn't have a BEARD, so I won't talk about her much.


      Poor Marco. Maybe if he grew a beard, Diana would like him more.
      This is MARCO. He lives in the basement at NTAC. Nobody on the show seems to have a problem with this. He and two randoms that I can't be bothered to find the names of are Tom and Diana's version of the LONE GUNMEN. Marco is in love with DIANA. Unfortunately he looks like a thirteen year old emo kid, so Diana cannot be with him without feeling like a CHILD MOLESTER. That wouldn't bother me, but Diana is a lady of PRINCIPLE so unfortunately their LOVE is DOOMED at least until MARCO hits PUBERTY. Poor MARCO.


      Look how earnest he is! You can totally tell he's related to Tom.
      This is SHAWN. He is TOM's nephew and one of the 4400. He went missing THREE YEARS AGO and suddenly reappears in a GIANT BALL OF LIGHT. He can HEAL THINGS WITH HIS HANDS. He can also KILL YOUR BITCHASS DEAD if he wants, but he hardly ever does. In the second season, he becomes Jordan's NUMBER ONE BOY WENCH, but after Jordan DUMPS HIM FOR KYLE he becomes very BITTER and ANGRY.
      So bitter!
      I cannot blame him, as Kyle is FUCKING UGLY and Shawn is BEAUTIFUL.


      MAGNIFICENCE!
      This is JORDAN. He is BEAUTIFUL BEYOND WORDS. He has a MAGNIFICENT BEARD and may or may not be JEBUS CHRIST. When he is not SAVING MANKIND, he enjoys BREAKING UP MARRIAGES, SEDUCING UNDERAGE BOYS, conquering SEATTLE and BANGING SKANKY ACTRESS HOS. At the end of the series, TOM tries to encourage him to get back together with SHAWN. I thought that was sweet, until I realised he's probably just trying to get Jordan away from KYLE.


      EEEEEVIL!
      This is ISABELLE. She is FUCKING CRAZY and the HARBINGER of the APOCALYPSE. She was engaged to SHAWN, but he broke it off when JORDAN came BACK FROM THE DEAD. She was VERY CROSS and put him in a COMA. Then she took up with KYLE. That was pretty trashy on BOTH THEIR PARTS, I feel.


      FUGLY!
      This is KYLE. He is FUCKING UGLY. Nobody cares about him.


      Vacant stare of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
      This is TESS. She is MADE FROM CRAZY. Also she can KILL YOU WITH HER BRAIN. It's nice to see Summer Glau apply herself to such a wide and stretching variety of roles.


      Kevin doesn't care if you're the Messiah - if you fuck shit up, he will call you on it.
      This is KEVIN. He is WONDERFUL. He is a CRANKY SCIENTIST. He likes SUNFLOWER SEEDS and DOING ILL-ADVISED EXPERIMENTS on himself and others. He is also the only one who really sees how full of crap JORDAN is. JORDAN gets very cross about this, but he can't do anything because Kevin has SUPER HEALING POWERS. Also he is FAR TOO AWESOME AT SCIENCE to be easily replaced.


      Major Lorne is CONCERNED!
      This is MAJOR LORNE. For some reason he calls himself JED GARRITY in this show, but that is probably because he is a SPY or SOMETHING ELSE COOL. He doesn't really serve any purpose on this list, I just added him because I thought this picture was PRETTY.

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      Tagged by thestorymaker:

      A) People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs & replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

      B) Tag 8 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.



      1. What is your favorite show on TV?
      I don't actually have a TV aerial, so I never see anything until it's out on DVD or a friend pimps me an illegally downloaded copy, but I'm going to say Numb3rs because it is airing right now and also I am watching the fourth season as I type this and it is so beautiful and filled with Colby being tortured by Batman, you guys. Okay, it was only Fatass Kilmer Batman, but still.

      2. Name five things you’d want with you if stranded on a desert island:
      The Intarweb (for reading porn)
      A laptop (to read intarweb porn on)
      Cake (for eating while reading porn on the Intarweb)
      Some DVDs (to watch on the laptop when not reading porn or eating cake)
      Thlayli (for companionship/emergency source of protein)


      3. What was the best part of your day?
      That beautiful moment when the revolving door at the entrance to the House of Gas span me out into the free world, away from the fuckery of the general public.

      4. What is your favorite scent?
      Cinnimon, orange and clove

      5. What is your favorite drink?
      Maya Gold hot chocolate

      6. What do you drink the most?
      Coffee

      7. What is your favorite restaurant?
      Tintins, a wonderous (but ruinously expensive) Cantonese restaurant in Leeds

      8. What will you be doing after finishing this?
      Probably watch more Numb3rs, maybe drink some hot chocolate

      9. What did you want to be when you grew up?
      Alone

      10. Your favorite romantic movie?
      Heathers

      11. What kind of person do you think the person is who tagged you ?
      Pretty awesome

      12. What are you afraid of?
      Pretty much any kind of creepy-crawly.

      13. What's your favorite item of clothing?
      My "robots in disguise" t-shirt - it's got the Transformers logo wearing the GM 20-20s aka Groucho Marx glasses and "robots in disguise" written underneath it. LEGEND.

      14. What time do you usually go to bed?
      About 12.30am

      15. What's the meaning behind your LJ username/name/nicknames you go by?
      Back when I still lived at home, the two youngest Froodlebrothers, Buzz Lighthair and Kaizer Wilhelm, went on this camping trip thing with their Scout group. Kaizer Wilhelm came back with a toy monkey that had long dangling arms and legs that hung like limp noodles, and staring crack addict eyes ala Elijah Wood in Lord of the Rings. Frodo+Noodle = Froodle. The name amused me so much I co-opted it for my own use.

      I tag:

      ajmckay, alt-baie, chibimarchy, Snithy, girlofprey, marystmatthew, yume623 and itsjustc.
      froodle: (Default)
      Tagged by thestorymaker:

      A) People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs & replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

      B) Tag 8 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.



      1. What is your favorite show on TV?
      I don't actually have a TV aerial, so I never see anything until it's out on DVD or a friend pimps me an illegally downloaded copy, but I'm going to say Numb3rs because it is airing right now and also I am watching the fourth season as I type this and it is so beautiful and filled with Colby being tortured by Batman, you guys. Okay, it was only Fatass Kilmer Batman, but still.

      2. Name five things you’d want with you if stranded on a desert island:
      The Intarweb (for reading porn)
      A laptop (to read intarweb porn on)
      Cake (for eating while reading porn on the Intarweb)
      Some DVDs (to watch on the laptop when not reading porn or eating cake)
      Thlayli (for companionship/emergency source of protein)


      3. What was the best part of your day?
      That beautiful moment when the revolving door at the entrance to the House of Gas span me out into the free world, away from the fuckery of the general public.

      4. What is your favorite scent?
      Cinnimon, orange and clove

      5. What is your favorite drink?
      Maya Gold hot chocolate

      6. What do you drink the most?
      Coffee

      7. What is your favorite restaurant?
      Tintins, a wonderous (but ruinously expensive) Cantonese restaurant in Leeds

      8. What will you be doing after finishing this?
      Probably watch more Numb3rs, maybe drink some hot chocolate

      9. What did you want to be when you grew up?
      Alone

      10. Your favorite romantic movie?
      Heathers

      11. What kind of person do you think the person is who tagged you ?
      Pretty awesome

      12. What are you afraid of?
      Pretty much any kind of creepy-crawly.

      13. What's your favorite item of clothing?
      My "robots in disguise" t-shirt - it's got the Transformers logo wearing the GM 20-20s aka Groucho Marx glasses and "robots in disguise" written underneath it. LEGEND.

      14. What time do you usually go to bed?
      About 12.30am

      15. What's the meaning behind your LJ username/name/nicknames you go by?
      Back when I still lived at home, the two youngest Froodlebrothers, Buzz Lighthair and Kaizer Wilhelm, went on this camping trip thing with their Scout group. Kaizer Wilhelm came back with a toy monkey that had long dangling arms and legs that hung like limp noodles, and staring crack addict eyes ala Elijah Wood in Lord of the Rings. Frodo+Noodle = Froodle. The name amused me so much I co-opted it for my own use.

      I tag:

      ajmckay, alt-baie, chibimarchy, Snithy, girlofprey, marystmatthew, yume623 and itsjustc.
      froodle: (Default)
      My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
      froodle goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Elphaba Thropp.
      ajmckay gives you 16 teal pineapple-flavoured gumdrops.
      alt_baie gives you 10 yellow pineapple-flavoured pieces of taffy.
      chibimarchy gives you 6 light blue mint-flavoured gummy bats.
      dissident_dream tricks you! You get a dead frog.
      imbeiaiel tricks you! You get a clothespin.
      thestorymaker gives you 19 brown spearmint-flavoured gumdrops.
      froodle ends up with 51 pieces of candy, a dead frog, and a clothespin.
      Go trick-or-treating! Username:
      Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.


      I would just like to point out that that sort of behaviour is typical of The Southernator, aka Snithy, aka the Halloween Grinch. Behold, scientific proof of my claims! )

      And in other news, I bet you'd thought I'd let this go, didn't you? Well, you were wrong! )
      froodle: (Default)
      My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
      froodle goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Elphaba Thropp.
      ajmckay gives you 16 teal pineapple-flavoured gumdrops.
      alt_baie gives you 10 yellow pineapple-flavoured pieces of taffy.
      chibimarchy gives you 6 light blue mint-flavoured gummy bats.
      dissident_dream tricks you! You get a dead frog.
      imbeiaiel tricks you! You get a clothespin.
      thestorymaker gives you 19 brown spearmint-flavoured gumdrops.
      froodle ends up with 51 pieces of candy, a dead frog, and a clothespin.
      Go trick-or-treating! Username:
      Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.


      I would just like to point out that that sort of behaviour is typical of The Southernator, aka Snithy, aka the Halloween Grinch. Behold, scientific proof of my claims! )

      And in other news, I bet you'd thought I'd let this go, didn't you? Well, you were wrong! )
      froodle: (Default)
      The Dark Knight, dudes! Read more... )

      In other news, the Southernator and I celebrated Heathfest '08 with 10 Things I Hate About You and A Knight's Tale, the Southernator proved how much she fails at life by perving wrongly during TDK and forcing me to slap her, and also by not admitting the awesomeness of Numb3rs (another reason she has been removed from her position of power at the League of Hot) and we saw the WETA exhibition at the Royal Armouries and were confused by the random Poodle of Sauron armor. Also I totally broke my vow not to buy any more books or DVDs or random junk until such time as I have bought new shelves to hold them, and now I have to eat hobos for next two months. Fortunately they are drug-addled and easy to catch. I would like to add that really this is Snithy's fault, as she did not do as a true friend would and stop me, even after I graciously agreed to allow Robert Downey Junior be joint third with The Colin in the League of Hot. I even gave him his holy name - The Downey. I feel it says all that needs to be said.

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