froodle: (bitch)
there is a fucking thirty foot sheep made of pinetrees on the headland overlooking the bay. you can see it silhoetted against the skyline from the prom and the summer people coming in on the boat can see it before the rest of the island comes into view.

seriously, guys. i thought we were pretending we werent basically a real life summerisle and then you put up a massive "we're gonna wicker man you" statue...
froodle: (bitch)
just found an unopened box of reeses peanut butter minis at the back of the cupboard. taking the whole bag, a mug of tea and the stargate atlantis s2/boxset to bed because it legit does not get better than this
froodle: (bitch)
yesterday mike shaved his beard off and he looks about ten years old (much dimples! such smooth!) and for the last two days he's been using his tiny baby face to make me do stuff for him, like make him cups of tea or princess him with blankets. then tonight he tried to grab my boobs and i was like, no its weird youre a baby now and he was like noooooo this has backfired so badly what happened!!

so now hes peering in the bathroom mirror trying to go super saiyan so his beard grows back, but last time it took nearly six months for his follicle count to reach critical mass so looks like hes a baby for the forseeable future.
froodle: (bitch)
are you kidding me? king falls puts out a fucking musical episode and TANIS gets the twin peaks sponsorship? what are you playing at universe.
froodle: (bitch)
FRICKARD YOU FUCKING FROG MOLESTING PIECE OF SHIT!! I am under my CuddleCrew and im not coming out until King Falls AM fixes this. if anyone needs me, you can reach me by moving the rainbow alpaca.
froodle: (bitch)
staying late at work to finish off a project because you want a clear desk tomorrow is a vastly different experience than staying late at work to finish every single thing that came in that day because you're being bullied and you dont want to hand the people makimg your life a misery another stick to beat you with.

i wish id known this a year and a half ago. fuck you direct debits.
froodle: (bitch)
"that is bullshit, norman, anyone can do that. 'pfft, pfft, pfft, i just diminished what you said'" omg stop it norma im crying!
froodle: (bitch)
well norma's fake marriage proposal to sheriff eyeliner went from hilarious to really sad in about twenty seconds. oof. well played, everyone.
froodle: (bitch)
Ugh, some jackass Daily Mail online commenter is using the handle "Marshall Teller" and the location "Eerie, Indiana" as their internet handle and it's pinging my Eerie google alerts and filling my inbox with asinine comments on hateful Daily Fail bullshit articles. Out of my fandom, shitbag!
froodle: (bitch)
whelp, this episode of tanis actually had some fucking content for a change, so that was nice.
froodle: (bitch)
"you cant say earthlings! your mother doesnt have security clearance!"
"she knows im from earth, son, its not a bloody secret!"
froodle: (bitch)
oh my god he just came back from a quick walk out amidst the horrors to find teyla rescued a bunch of random people other than the guy she said she would rescue and he is FUCKING LIVID. shes getting so slagged off in his diary tonight!
froodle: (bitch)
hahahah i forgot that bit in the season one finale where sheppard is properly narked off and stroppy because teyla makes him save a bunch of guys. like hes fully sulking and passive aggressive with her about it, like "this wasnt supposed to be a rescue mission" put upon pout throws a fucking moody like a mardy teen.
froodle: (bitch)
mike: i thought i saw johnny heg today, but it turned out not to be him and i just waved at some random guy driving past.
me: yeah hes off the island this weekend
mike: he must have a lookalike in town, i swear it was his exact face.
me: you know, johnny does look kinda like joe flanigan...
mike: shit. i TOLD you bleeding on his face would summon him!
me: well i didnt bleed on him, dont blame me!
mike: great, now im getting murdered.
me: what about my brother?! hes gonna get blamed for all the killings over here!
froodle: (bitch)
By now most of you will already have had the pop-up regarding Livejournal's new "User Agreement." The English-language version can be found here, and I've copy-pasted it onto my own LJ here.

As you can see, the English-language version of the User Agreement is topped and tailed by a banner stating that the translated version (which is the one I had to agree to in order to log in and post this morning) is not legally binding. The link to the original (which is in Russian, and which the banner states is legally binding) is here.

I've also put the Russian-language version on my own LJ, though I'm not sure how well IE is going to parse Cyrillic:

I ran the Russian-language version through Google Translate and you can find the translation of that version here.

I am not a lawyer, nor do I play one on TV. I'm not sure that having someone sign a document that states it isn't legally binding means anything, even if you are providing a link to another document hosted on a separate page in a different language that *is* legally binding. However, I do think that would be cold comfort for most LJ users who find their accounts deleted or purged because SUP held that they had violated the terms of service in some way.

That's why I wanted to remind everyone about the Eerie Indiana community on Dreamwidth. It's basically a mirror of the LJ comm, except YouTube embedding doesn't work, you can't schedule entries in advance, and embedding Tweets show text and no pictures. For this reason, I will continue to use and update the [livejournal.com profile] eerie_indiana livejournal community, but I will try to get better about importing updates to DW on a daily basis.

Hopefully I'll see you there!
froodle: (bitch)
I ran the Russian-language version through Google Translate and it came up as follows:

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I am not a lawyer, nor do I play one on TV. I'm not sure that having someone sign a document that states it isn't legally binding means anything, even if you are providing a link to another document hosted on a seperate page in a different language that *is* legally binding. Howwever, I do think that would be cold comfort for most LJ users who find their accounts deleted or purged because SUP held that they had violated the terms of service in some way.

That's why I wanted to remind everyone about the Eerie Indiana community on Dreamwidth. It's basically a mirror of the LJ comm, except YouTube embedding doesn't work, you can't schedule entries in advance, and embedding Tweets show text and no pictures. For this reason, I will continue to use and update the Eerie Indiana livejournal community, but I will try to get better about importing updates to DW on a daily basis.

Hopefully I'll see you there!
froodle: (bitch)
As you can see, the English-language version of the User Agreement is topped and tailed by a banner stating that the translated version (which is the one I had to agree to in order to log in and post this morning) is not legally binding. The link to the original (which is in Russian, and which the banner states I legally binding) is here. I've also put the Russian-language version under a cut, though I'm not sure how well IE is going to parse Cyrillic:

Read more... )

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