froodle: (bitch)
I am watching Veronica Mars for the very first time. I dont know how ive never seen it before because it is right up my alley.
froodle: (bitch)
Snork throws a whiny mantrum at his sister over not being able to find the bread basket he lost.

Snorkmaiden's response is to suggest he invent an unloseable basket - "You can solve that problem before you go to work with your brain" - and leaves to visit Moominhouse while wishing him a cheery good day.

Later for you, whining entitled manchild.
froodle: (bitch)
Edward the Booble's not *really* dangerous, "but you want to be very careful he doesn't step on you by mistake because he's so big". Don't worry though, he always pays for the funeral.

Hodgkins/Frederickson, you legend.
froodle: (bitch)
"Little My is certainly not brimming over with motherly love,and as for the facts of life, she probably knows them already." Little My gives no fucks, I love her. Shoutout to the Mys of this world, out there unashamedly knowing your own mind.
froodle: (bitch)
didnt realise how much of last week id spent hunched over clutching my stomach til i got better, went back to work, and found my back killing me from sitting normally in an office chair.

still, apparently i missed some epic nonsense from the departmental pain in the ass, so i think i still came out on top.
froodle: (bitch)
there is a fucking thirty foot sheep made of pinetrees on the headland overlooking the bay. you can see it silhoetted against the skyline from the prom and the summer people coming in on the boat can see it before the rest of the island comes into view.

seriously, guys. i thought we were pretending we werent basically a real life summerisle and then you put up a massive "we're gonna wicker man you" statue...
froodle: (bitch)
just found an unopened box of reeses peanut butter minis at the back of the cupboard. taking the whole bag, a mug of tea and the stargate atlantis s2/boxset to bed because it legit does not get better than this
froodle: (bitch)
yesterday mike shaved his beard off and he looks about ten years old (much dimples! such smooth!) and for the last two days he's been using his tiny baby face to make me do stuff for him, like make him cups of tea or princess him with blankets. then tonight he tried to grab my boobs and i was like, no its weird youre a baby now and he was like noooooo this has backfired so badly what happened!!

so now hes peering in the bathroom mirror trying to go super saiyan so his beard grows back, but last time it took nearly six months for his follicle count to reach critical mass so looks like hes a baby for the forseeable future.
froodle: (bitch)
are you kidding me? king falls puts out a fucking musical episode and TANIS gets the twin peaks sponsorship? what are you playing at universe.
froodle: (bitch)
FRICKARD YOU FUCKING FROG MOLESTING PIECE OF SHIT!! I am under my CuddleCrew and im not coming out until King Falls AM fixes this. if anyone needs me, you can reach me by moving the rainbow alpaca.
froodle: (bitch)
staying late at work to finish off a project because you want a clear desk tomorrow is a vastly different experience than staying late at work to finish every single thing that came in that day because you're being bullied and you dont want to hand the people makimg your life a misery another stick to beat you with.

i wish id known this a year and a half ago. fuck you direct debits.
froodle: (bitch)
"that is bullshit, norman, anyone can do that. 'pfft, pfft, pfft, i just diminished what you said'" omg stop it norma im crying!
froodle: (bitch)
well norma's fake marriage proposal to sheriff eyeliner went from hilarious to really sad in about twenty seconds. oof. well played, everyone.
froodle: (bitch)
Ugh, some jackass Daily Mail online commenter is using the handle "Marshall Teller" and the location "Eerie, Indiana" as their internet handle and it's pinging my Eerie google alerts and filling my inbox with asinine comments on hateful Daily Fail bullshit articles. Out of my fandom, shitbag!
froodle: (bitch)
whelp, this episode of tanis actually had some fucking content for a change, so that was nice.
froodle: (bitch)
"you cant say earthlings! your mother doesnt have security clearance!"
"she knows im from earth, son, its not a bloody secret!"
froodle: (bitch)
oh my god he just came back from a quick walk out amidst the horrors to find teyla rescued a bunch of random people other than the guy she said she would rescue and he is FUCKING LIVID. shes getting so slagged off in his diary tonight!
froodle: (bitch)
hahahah i forgot that bit in the season one finale where sheppard is properly narked off and stroppy because teyla makes him save a bunch of guys. like hes fully sulking and passive aggressive with her about it, like "this wasnt supposed to be a rescue mission" put upon pout throws a fucking moody like a mardy teen.
froodle: (bitch)
mike: i thought i saw johnny heg today, but it turned out not to be him and i just waved at some random guy driving past.
me: yeah hes off the island this weekend
mike: he must have a lookalike in town, i swear it was his exact face.
me: you know, johnny does look kinda like joe flanigan...
mike: shit. i TOLD you bleeding on his face would summon him!
me: well i didnt bleed on him, dont blame me!
mike: great, now im getting murdered.
me: what about my brother?! hes gonna get blamed for all the killings over here!

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